….and we think this is true. I’m going to smoke, let the clock continue to mock me….

20 Questions to a Better Relationship

eXpressive: 3/10
Practical: 5/10
Physical: 5/10
Giver: 6/10

You are a RPYG–Reserved Practical Physical Giver. This makes you a 1950s Parent.

You are relentlessly patient, loving, generous and devoted. You are unflappable. If on some rare occasion you do raise your voice or say a swear word in anger, anyone around to hear it will remember it (and think it was funny). At the same time, you’re very cute and charming, and even if you don’t catch someone’s eye at the beginning of the night you’ll surely have their attention by the end.

Your calm, conservative nature conceals a passionate (and sexy!) heart.

You can have trouble bringing up problems, but your approach to conflict is calm and even-handed. The problem can be is that you are so busy worrying about your partner’s satisfaction that you don’t ensure your own. This can build up over time and make you restless. Despite your sexual nature, you are more likely to cheat emotionally than physically.

You tend to work out your frustrations in the bedroom. Depending on your partner, this can be an excellent strategy. You would be a great candidate to balance out an XSYT, but not a good match for an unappreciative RPYT.

You have an odd, ritualized vice that doesn’t suit the rest of your persona — like smoking a certain brand of cigarettes or drinking a certain kind of wine.

Of the 171537 people who have taken this quiz, 4.8 % are this type.

Dear Who Cares (really),

No Material of any kind…please, maybe. Anyway…..sorry I’m lame, I’m bored, I’m neurotic, loathing, and stricken with insomnia…..but I swear. A lot. Like fuck, and shit, and piss, ass, cunt, whore, bitch, fuck, dick, anyway…….born with a dick and still football makes no sense to me. Shouldn’t it work like an antenna for sports stations. So what if I’m lazy…..I’m publicly posting emails…..

E-mail #1

Happy New Year and merry whatever religious holiday you may celebrate. I got a wacom tablet for Christmas. Plus socks, shoes, some movies, and a years worth of issues to work out. Yay me. I got a letter from Washtenaw telling me they are referring me to a collection agency. Interesting? anywho, I’ll know on the 4th if I’m getting into all the classes I need…….oh well, I hope your break goes well. Ok, enough drunken ramble….

P.S.S. – hotmail would rule if it had a spell check

Email #2

Hey, just wondering how your class was going……..maybe I’ll take it if WCC still offers it by the time the decide they don’t hate me. Anyway, I got Sean of the Dead, and the new Resident Evil……the first is good, but Apocolypse (sp?) has a bunch of weird comic relief…..I’m not sure if I like it, anyway…..write back or some shit.

P.S.S.S.S. – sorry…..,but I’m not in jail 🙂

Eat paste, it’s good for you…..I need sleep, but I fear it’s impossible. Perhaps in a day I’ll just shut the fuck up……this is all retarded…..

computer geek,
n i ck

P.S. – and all at once it seemed like it was never te right material….I feel like I’m someone else, and I would totally hate me if I where.

P.S.S. – nevermind because I don’t remember anyway….it probably wasn’t important…..

So,

It’s almost Christmas….I got this cool Spy VS Spy thing from my sister, and a Borders gift card from my brother. The whole family is coming over, and sometime soon we have to go to church, which should be fun…..right? Probably not. I’m bringing a book. All I want to do is sleep….my sister says she’s waking everyone up at 6:00. I just want to sleep in until the suns out, then wake up and start drinking. That sounds like a good day, playing around on the computer with movies going on in the background. My boss got us a try of shrimp today, that was awesome. I got iodine poisoning. Anywho, now I’m sitting here all bored wishing I was out doing something else for the holidays, but I guess it’s good to be with your family for the holidays.

I’m so tired, how much you want to bet I pass out in church. I hope don’t snore…..not like it matters, just as long as I get woken up when it’s time to drink the wine. Ok…..well, I gotta finish cleaning up my room so…..

Happy Holidays Everyone,

n i ck

P.S. – Bills are due soon, but the holidays were fun. I hope everyone is having a good time whatever they are doing and where ever they may be….be safe.

P.S.S. – Dead bodies (the’re in my trunk)

Letters ‘R’ Stoopid,

So I got to work on time this morning, but then I went to grab my name-tag and it wasn’t there…….the bosses at Meijer are such…is cock-suckers the word I’m searching for?….anyway, they make you buy a new name-tag if you forget yours….so I got to go home and be 15 minutes late. I don’t know why it wasn’t in my car anyway. Pumpkinini….I got beer for yule. It was exciting, well….I’m about to balance my checkbook. Depending on how that goes I may hang myself. Either way I’m broke as fuck….I gotta pay bills. Um….as for right now I’m tired, and so I’m going to nap in this freezing cold room…

talk to me later,
n i ck

P.S. – I’ll be on the T.V.